Step 1: avoid all eye contact, conversations and physical contact until desperation forces him to politely ask for your phone number to "study" for a guaranteed A exam.
Step 2: agree for a second round of "studying". Bring a snickerdoodle.
Step 3: when studying proves to be unproductive, take a walk in the snow. Engage in conversation until the snow soaks his shoes and socks.
Step 4: kick snow on him with large eskimo boots.
Step 5: wait in the snow until his pizza-delivering friend agrees to pick him up.
Step 6: hug him for calling you beautiful.
Step 7: decide to see him everyday following the night you fell in love while walking in the snow.
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